Man Dates Gal On Internet

scorpio370 · 02-07-2006, 11:24 PM

Ok, Uhm yeah...Not sure where to put this, but I found this on another board I'm on and laughed sooooo hard...not to mention grossed out at the same time....*falls over laughing just thinking about it*

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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
December 9, 2005

By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

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TheHungry1 · 02-07-2006, 11:30 PM

OMG OMG OMG OMG! That is so amazing! Hahahaha...

Smokey the Bear: Remember Kids, only you can prevent having cyber sex with your mom. Just don't do it to begin with!

dmanjohn · 02-07-2006, 11:51 PM

same thing happened to me but with my brother

TheHungry1 · 02-07-2006, 11:54 PM

wait...are you saying you took the place of "The Prince of PLeasure" and your brother was "Sweet Juliette"? Or was it the other way around?

Primary Question: Who was wearing the white shorts and pink tanktop? Hmm? Cause I, in particular, would like to know!

dmanjohn · 02-07-2006, 11:55 PM

i dont understand what you said

Phatman · 02-07-2006, 11:57 PM

*shudders* Imagine if it was too dark to know who she really was....

That should make interesting dinner table conversation.

TheHungry1 · 02-08-2006, 03:54 PM

yeah...I mean, what if they had started "getting to know each other better"...and still had no idea who the other was...oh man, that would stink. I would throw up on the spot.

Psycho · 02-08-2006, 05:30 PM

Umm... please give me time to barf first. Thats what I would say.

jp3022 · 02-09-2006, 06:17 PM

OMG HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO GREAT!!! omg i read it over and over again lol its so funny...wow if that happend to me i would barf so bad cuz my mom is so BARF!!! i would like....not talk to her for a long time...but thank god she doesnt know how to use computers lol im so happy for that

Tisha · 03-20-2006, 12:00 PM

Oh boy cyber-incest, makes you wonder eh?! First of all why so many people pretend to be something they are not, like mama was not single, poor papa and talk about the Oedipus complex the son was getting over but now...

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TheHungry1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Points: 760.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 760.00 Donate Points: 760.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 760.00 Donate	wait...are you saying you took the place of "The Prince of PLeasure" and your brother was "Sweet Juliette"? Or was it the other way around? Primary Question: Who was wearing the white shorts and pink tanktop? Hmm? Cause I, in particular, would like to know! __________________ StartXChange - Get Around 100-200 Clicks per Day! WebMasterQuest - Great AutoSurf Site! Get Lots of HC$! HitsInvaders.com - Get Lots of Money and Hits! Get Paid To Click, Read, and Refer - MyGPT.com CashClicking.com - Perfect for Gaining LOTS of $HC!

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TheHungry1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Points: 760.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 760.00 Donate Points: 760.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 760.00 Donate	yeah...I mean, what if they had started "getting to know each other better"...and still had no idea who the other was...oh man, that would stink. I would throw up on the spot. __________________ StartXChange - Get Around 100-200 Clicks per Day! WebMasterQuest - Great AutoSurf Site! Get Lots of HC$! HitsInvaders.com - Get Lots of Money and Hits! Get Paid To Click, Read, and Refer - MyGPT.com CashClicking.com - Perfect for Gaining LOTS of $HC! Last edited by TheHungry1 : 02-09-2006 at 06:47 PM.

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02-07-2006, 11:51 PM	#3
dmanjohn Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Points: 64.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 64.00 Donate Points: 64.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 64.00 Donate	same thing happened to me but with my brother

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dmanjohn Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Points: 64.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 64.00 Donate Points: 64.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 64.00 Donate	i dont understand what you said

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Phatman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: St. Paul, MN, USA Points: 584.00 Bank: 525.41 Total Points: 1,109.41 Donate Points: 584.00 Bank: 525.41 Total Points: 1,109.41 Donate	shudders Imagine if it was too dark to know who she really was.... That should make interesting dinner table conversation.

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Psycho Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Points: 87.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 87.00 Donate Points: 87.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 87.00 Donate	Umm... please give me time to barf first. Thats what I would say.

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jp3022 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada, Ottawa Points: 104.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 104.00 Donate Points: 104.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 104.00 Donate	OMG HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO GREAT!!! omg i read it over and over again lol its so funny...wow if that happend to me i would barf so bad cuz my mom is so BARF!!! i would like....not talk to her for a long time...but thank god she doesnt know how to use computers lol im so happy for that

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Tisha Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Points: 64.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 64.00 Donate Points: 64.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 64.00 Donate	Oh boy cyber-incest, makes you wonder eh?! First of all why so many people pretend to be something they are not, like mama was not single, poor papa and talk about the Oedipus complex the son was getting over but now...