Funny Item Pictures

Phatman · 06-19-2006, 08:26 AM

Another site I help run is looking for some new items for their shop. Basically we are looking for some strange pictures we can make something from.

Some example that we alrady have are:

Jesus Action Figure

Description:This retro toy had only a short run, possibly because it was rubbish, but you too could smite the wicked with one.

Invisible Jim

Description:A real life working invisible action figure. If you can find Jim's rectum, inserting 8xAA batteries make him say clichéd catchphrases for half an hour before the batteries run out.

Bible Bar

Description:Eat a Bible bar and instantly get the Wisdom of Solomon (TM). These snacks are nutritious, delicious, vegitarian, kosher and cool, plus they come with Jesus' 100% satisfaction or money back guarantee! Lordy lordy, you know it's a good deal!

So, you can se what I'm looking for. It can be real or fake, but it has to be funny enough to be approved by me

NDL · 06-19-2006, 11:25 AM

Lol?...got anymore products like that?

Phatman · 06-19-2006, 11:34 AM

I haven't had any luck finding any, so I'm wondering if anyone else has seen any.

shay_chocolate_1 · 07-27-2006, 09:17 PM

who would buy that, its crazy

Kretzer · 07-27-2006, 09:49 PM

Anger Managament Doll

Show of hands.... How many of you ever wanted to murder your boss or supervisor? Though we can't really see you, we'll assume that EVERYBODY raised their hand. (even those of you who are self-employed)

Well, here's a very special toy that can make you smile and keep you off Death Row.

He looks like your typical unpleasant boss -- Power-hungry, condescending, and cheap. When you press his hand, the Boss insults you like only a boss can:

"I'm cutting your salary to justify my big bonus."
and
"This work is all wrong. Do it again. In fact, give me TEN versions or YOU'RE FIRED!"

And when you let him go, he takes back what he said. For instance, after he says "Promotion? What makes you think you deserve a promotion?" you choke him, and then he says, "Uh, what I meant to say was, 'Hello Mr. Vice President!"

Yeah, Anger Management 101 is a unique combination of humor, interaction, and violence. It's every bit as amazing as we're describing here.

The boss is about 12" tall when seated, and is very well detailed with a necktie, belt, and a coffee cup that reads "You're Wrong." He also comes complete with batteries, so you can begin strangling him right away.

scorpio370 · 07-28-2006, 02:30 AM

OMG OMG OMG!!

I need that for the job that I am quitting on Saturday!!! The store manager there is JUST LIKE THAT!!!!

Sooooo many of my co-workers there would get sooooo much use out of this that I would need to order a box full of them!!!!

*falls over laughing in his chair*

Scorpio

Phatman · 07-28-2006, 09:01 AM

lol. You could make a living selling those!

Apocalypto · 07-28-2006, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phatman

lol. You could make a living selling those!

People do make a living out of selling those...lmao

Phatman · 07-28-2006, 10:38 AM

Well, scorpio definatly has the motivation to do it

4n7 · 09-24-2006, 11:10 AM

ROFL, Invisible Jim.. haha.

06-19-2006, 08:26 AM	#1
Phatman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: St. Paul, MN, USA Points: 584.00 Bank: 525.41 Total Points: 1,109.41 Donate Points: 584.00 Bank: 525.41 Total Points: 1,109.41 Donate	Funny Item Pictures Another site I help run is looking for some new items for their shop. Basically we are looking for some strange pictures we can make something from. Some example that we alrady have are: Jesus Action Figure Description:This retro toy had only a short run, possibly because it was rubbish, but you too could smite the wicked with one. Invisible Jim Description:A real life working invisible action figure. If you can find Jim's rectum, inserting 8xAA batteries make him say clichéd catchphrases for half an hour before the batteries run out. Bible Bar Description:Eat a Bible bar and instantly get the Wisdom of Solomon (TM). These snacks are nutritious, delicious, vegitarian, kosher and cool, plus they come with Jesus' 100% satisfaction or money back guarantee! Lordy lordy, you know it's a good deal! So, you can se what I'm looking for. It can be real or fake, but it has to be funny enough to be approved by me

06-19-2006, 11:34 AM	#3
Phatman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: St. Paul, MN, USA Points: 584.00 Bank: 525.41 Total Points: 1,109.41 Donate Points: 584.00 Bank: 525.41 Total Points: 1,109.41 Donate	I haven't had any luck finding any, so I'm wondering if anyone else has seen any. __________________ Have an idea for an arcade tournament? PM me with any ideas.

07-28-2006, 09:01 AM	#7
Phatman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: St. Paul, MN, USA Points: 584.00 Bank: 525.41 Total Points: 1,109.41 Donate Points: 584.00 Bank: 525.41 Total Points: 1,109.41 Donate	lol. You could make a living selling those! __________________ Have an idea for an arcade tournament? PM me with any ideas.

07-28-2006, 10:38 AM	#9
Phatman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: St. Paul, MN, USA Points: 584.00 Bank: 525.41 Total Points: 1,109.41 Donate Points: 584.00 Bank: 525.41 Total Points: 1,109.41 Donate	Well, scorpio definatly has the motivation to do it __________________ Have an idea for an arcade tournament? PM me with any ideas.

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06-19-2006, 11:25 AM	#2
NDL Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Points: 0.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 0 Donate Points: 0.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 0 Donate	Lol?...got anymore products like that?

07-27-2006, 09:17 PM	#4
shay_chocolate_1 Shay Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wisconsin Points: 0.00 Bank: 53.61 Total Points: 53.61 Donate Points: 0.00 Bank: 53.61 Total Points: 53.61 Donate	who would buy that, its crazy

07-27-2006, 09:49 PM	#5
Kretzer King of the Arcade Join Date: Jul 2006 Points: 0.00 Bank: 290.27 Total Points: 290.27 Donate Points: 0.00 Bank: 290.27 Total Points: 290.27 Donate	Anger Managament Doll Show of hands.... How many of you ever wanted to murder your boss or supervisor? Though we can't really see you, we'll assume that EVERYBODY raised their hand. (even those of you who are self-employed) Well, here's a very special toy that can make you smile and keep you off Death Row. He looks like your typical unpleasant boss -- Power-hungry, condescending, and cheap. When you press his hand, the Boss insults you like only a boss can: "I'm cutting your salary to justify my big bonus." and "This work is all wrong. Do it again. In fact, give me TEN versions or YOU'RE FIRED!" And when you let him go, he takes back what he said. For instance, after he says "Promotion? What makes you think you deserve a promotion?" you choke him, and then he says, "Uh, what I meant to say was, 'Hello Mr. Vice President!" Yeah, Anger Management 101 is a unique combination of humor, interaction, and violence. It's every bit as amazing as we're describing here. The boss is about 12" tall when seated, and is very well detailed with a necktie, belt, and a coffee cup that reads "You're Wrong." He also comes complete with batteries, so you can begin strangling him right away.

07-28-2006, 02:30 AM	#6
scorpio370 Ultra Moderator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Points: 280.00 Bank: 9,890.85 Total Points: 10,170.85 Donate Points: 280.00 Bank: 9,890.85 Total Points: 10,170.85 Donate	OMG OMG OMG!! I need that for the job that I am quitting on Saturday!!! The store manager there is JUST LIKE THAT!!!! Sooooo many of my co-workers there would get sooooo much use out of this that I would need to order a box full of them!!!! falls over laughing in his chair Scorpio

09-24-2006, 11:10 AM	#10
4n7 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Points: 0.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 0 Donate Points: 0.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 0 Donate	ROFL, Invisible Jim.. haha.